June 26, 2013 10:00pm

He was getting into a bit of trouble at home and a lot of neighborhood cats went missing, so NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND sent Bob-Marc to summer camp. Too skinny for I'm Not Fat, I'm Big Boned Camp, too punk for NRA Academy, not exaggerated enough for Susan Sontag's Camp, and too ADHD for Little Lego Tweakers, all that was left was Camp Tipsy. I know what you're thinking and no, he's not too stupid for Camp Tipsy. Hey, don't be mean, he's just the right amount of stupid.

Despite the fact he never once wrote home, not even a postcard, Karen Carpenter, Sherilyn Connelly and KrOB will waste the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND to listen to Bob-Marc's tale of misadventure, put lotion on its sunburned skin and try not to retch at his all too-detailed coming of age story.

NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: When you hear Kumbayah, the show is over.